I became a Massage Guru because I want to promote relaxation and well being here at SASSE. And i have already succeeded in making it the most important position of trust at SASSE. Many older students refer to "the time before
The Massage Guru" as the dark ages of the school. But thankfully that time is long gone and a new better time is in front of us filled with pleasure and delight, thanks to The Massage Guru. My activities besides spreading overall enjoyment will be organizing events associated with massage. Remember, if you feel unsatisfied and that something is wrong with your body. Don't be afraid, I am dedicated to relieve you of your tension using ancient techiques known only by me and the three other Massage Gurus spread across the world.
